Planet Hulk Yeah baby!!!

Well in marvel news. The new DVD, Planet Hulk is coming out Feb. 2. That is sure to be hot.

2010.The Planet Hulk Trailer
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Yeah, aint nothing like watching the grumpy green giant tear his enemies a new one.

Lakers Win

Well... After Boston dominated the game in the second, third and part of the fourth quarter, the Lakers came up big at the end. 90 to 89 was the final.

I only have one question.

KG... dude that ice pack was huge, why did you play? You was a non factor in the game. Rasheed Wallace didnt score until the second half. Rondo had a great game though. Yet, the Lakers are the Lakers. Kobe did his thing with 19 points, not spectacular but he didnt have to be today. Congrats Lakers.

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Lakers V Celtics

For you NBA fans. Lakers and Celtics are at half time. Its a good game. Check it out.

Out the Box...

Okay... what shall i discuss first. Ummm. I know. Lets talk about dudes and their egos. Well, ego may not be the exact word. What am I getting at? Condoms. Recently, I was at the store and I saw a dude buy a pack of trojan magnum condoms. I thought to myself. Hmmm. I wonder what old dude would do if this was 1986? You see magnums are not that old. Do women really fall for this? You drop a gold pack of condoms on the dresser and she gets excited? Really?

Look I aint hating on anybody trying to be safe but yeah im hatin on you dudes who good and well that you aint packin like that. Now for the cats that need it, I aint mad atcha but yall making the average fella feel small, no pun intended. Now, personally, I have never tried magnums. Dont need to. Now some condom brands are too small for a brother. Yall know what brands you are. You ought to be ashamed for manufacturing pinky finger material. Now condoms have been around for a long time. But magnums for whatever reason are so popular. Even Trojan calls them the "gold standard". Now thats funny.

Look, I am not going to tell you what you should do. This isnt that kind of blog. If you going to be out here with whomever, then be safe about it. Sex is great but it can and will kill you if you out here reckless. Now guys, we all have been there. We know what can happen in a heat of passion but you gotta think first and always. How many times did you hit raw with a condom in your pocket or on the dresser? Dont trust these women? If any women reading this. Dont trust these dudes. Sex is made to be enjoyed and not loathed over a mistake.

Going back to dude at the store. I'm glad he was being safe with his. I just hope the cat wasn't trying to impress a woman. That is way overrated. Im glad Trojan developed larger condoms for the cats that are hung like horses. But back in the day, the horses had to make due with what was available at the time. Some of yall didnt think that penises only grew larger in this generation, did ya? Dont answer that. Only a fool would. Technology... Gotta love it.

Welcome to Darth Asylum

Greetings. I welcome you to Darth Asylum. This blog is dedicated to the stuff I like to do, talk about, and mess with in my leisure time. It is under construction, so dont have a cow man. I'm working on it. I will discuss a number of things ranging from sports, comics, gadgets, art, or anything that flows through my noodle of a brain. Its my blog, so I dont have to objective about nothing. I will have a glass of haterade handy, so look forward to that.

Yeah I intend to clown, rappers, athletes, politicians, reality television celebs, anybody that does anything stupid and the whole nine. It is what it is. So having said that. Here we go. Oh by the way, I do believe in a certain level of decorum, so if you looking for skanks, sexual exploits, and that kind of thing. Forget it, its not here. Its enough of that garbage of the net, so surf on for that mess.

Having said that. Welcome again.
Peace.