Okay... what shall i discuss first. Ummm. I know. Lets talk about dudes and their egos. Well, ego may not be the exact word. What am I getting at? Condoms. Recently, I was at the store and I saw a dude buy a pack of trojan magnum condoms. I thought to myself. Hmmm. I wonder what old dude would do if this was 1986? You see magnums are not that old. Do women really fall for this? You drop a gold pack of condoms on the dresser and she gets excited? Really?
Look I aint hating on anybody trying to be safe but yeah im hatin on you dudes who good and well that you aint packin like that. Now for the cats that need it, I aint mad atcha but yall making the average fella feel small, no pun intended. Now, personally, I have never tried magnums. Dont need to. Now some condom brands are too small for a brother. Yall know what brands you are. You ought to be ashamed for manufacturing pinky finger material. Now condoms have been around for a long time. But magnums for whatever reason are so popular. Even Trojan calls them the "gold standard". Now thats funny.
Look, I am not going to tell you what you should do. This isnt that kind of blog. If you going to be out here with whomever, then be safe about it. Sex is great but it can and will kill you if you out here reckless. Now guys, we all have been there. We know what can happen in a heat of passion but you gotta think first and always. How many times did you hit raw with a condom in your pocket or on the dresser? Dont trust these women? If any women reading this. Dont trust these dudes. Sex is made to be enjoyed and not loathed over a mistake.
Going back to dude at the store. I'm glad he was being safe with his. I just hope the cat wasn't trying to impress a woman. That is way overrated. Im glad Trojan developed larger condoms for the cats that are hung like horses. But back in the day, the horses had to make due with what was available at the time. Some of yall didnt think that penises only grew larger in this generation, did ya? Dont answer that. Only a fool would. Technology... Gotta love it.
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