Well.
For those losers that cannot get a woman to talk to them, let alone have sex with them. Some dude named Douglas Hines has answered your little itching crotches wishes. Dude has invented a robot that talks and has sex. Thats right ladies, no longer do you guys have unique attention of buying adult toys. This little gadget has nerds and perverts excited. Apparently dude showed up at a sex convention and became the man.
Man... This is so ridiculous on so many fronts. I cannot believe I even bother to type of few words on this nonsense. I guess it is technology though. lol Guys going from blow up dolls to full size robotic action. Apparently this "woman" can talk to you about your interests as well. Oh sure, just what you need. A chica that knows the Emimem's verse on the song Forever or why DC wont get off the pot and finally give Dr. Fate his respective book. Oh Im sorry, that's my mind typing out loud.
Apparently, dude is getting paid. Its a lot of lonely guys in this world. Here's a thought fellas, clean yourselves up, back away from the Halo tournament, and the valet parking at your neighborhood scrip club (thanks Pac Man Jones), put down the energy drink and head over to a nice coffee shop or bookstore and practice your communicating skills with the opposite sex.
This invention maybe a pervert's dream but besides it not being able to cook you a pot of red kidney beans or a fried boloney sandwich. It cannot smile or tell you that you are screwing up. Sometimes fellas, you need a woman to tell you that. Sure, you may not like to be nagged but if this is your solution to your problems, then man you need help and all the technology in the world cannot help you. Nice going losers. Next.
Maybe I'm being blonde, but does the doll talk during sex? *snickers* And would you have to stick her to your computer so she can upload the most current events? Oh, this is killing me.
ReplyDeleteI'd feel a little weird in my home alone (because no one is going to show that to their friends and family) having a conversation (and then sex) with a robot.